i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Acid is not a monday night drug
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
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I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
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You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
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