I think I died a long time ago.
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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