ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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