have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
2020 sucks, I want a refund
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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