I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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