maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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