my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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