Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
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