We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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