You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Randomize
