Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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