After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
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