Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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