That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
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