Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
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Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
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We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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