Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
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Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
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I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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