at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
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whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
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Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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