so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
