I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Just took my morning after pill in the library
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I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
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A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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