Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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