my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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