Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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