Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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