therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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