Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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