My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
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Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
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Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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