It's Friday. Sex?
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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