I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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