I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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