All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
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