Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
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