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• (913): View more from Kansas

  omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand

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• (516): View more from New York

  He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..

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• (260): View more from Indiana

  i just snorted my name. best moment ever

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• (863): View more from Florida

  i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.

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  I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!

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• (850): View more from Florida

  Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...

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• (510): View more from California

  How is your new roommate working out

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  We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby

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• (210): View more from Texas

  The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.

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