I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
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I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
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I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.