Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP