how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
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Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
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Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right