So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
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announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
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Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
Randomize
