Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
He has the fingertips of a God
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