she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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