hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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