I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
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If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
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you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime