Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
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I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
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It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.