This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
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I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
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he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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