? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
I don't think brook has ever known best
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
Are we still banned from the library?
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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