This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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