Having a random hookup so left but love u
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I didn't notice because vodka
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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