Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
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well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
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At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
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