marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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