Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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