I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
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