so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
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his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
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I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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