he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
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Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
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ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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