I am in a vortex of obligation.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
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I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
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It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
my penis made a compromise with my morals
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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