Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
he was CRYING into my vagina
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
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So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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