that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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