apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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