Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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