She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
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