Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
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