we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Randomize
