I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
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idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
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Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
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