Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
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I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
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While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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