I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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