I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
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I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
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You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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