You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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